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Anti-Valentines Day...
02.14.04 (1:31 am)   [edit]
Yup. That's right. I hate Valentines. But let me explain why...

:arrow: It is my belief that if you love someone, you should take advantage of [b]every damn day[/b] to tell that person how much you love them -- it is [b]ludicrous[/b] to confine this [b]outpouring of emotion[/b] to a [b]single day[/b].
:arrow: By participating in this [b]ridiculous ritual[/b], you are enforcing the [b]Hallmark tradition[/b].
:arrow: Buying stuff for your girl on Valentines [b]does not guarantee you will get laid[/b] [just ask my ex boyfriends!]

As they say at this wonderful site , "Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative & shallow interpretation of romance day."

'Til next time, "take care of yourself, and each other."
 
Masturbating for Charity...
02.12.04 (12:38 pm)   [edit]
Blerk.


I have been feeling like ralphing for damn near two weeks now. Any time I eat anything other than the driest, most hideous biscuits in the world, the Stomach Guys get all in a tizzy and I feel yuckus again :cry:

On tBLURT Today: A fascinating and informative conversation regarding the virtues of masturbation [colloquially 'wanking']. The key players in this discussion were Crap Pix, J, and Fotocali. On the agenda: Charity Masturbation [World Wide Wank 2004], and the revamp of many older children's tales to incorporate the art of masturbation -- Jack and Jill would be looking at quite a revamp indeed.

Until next time, "take care of yourself, and each other..."
 
Silver moonlight...
02.11.04 (3:24 pm)   [edit]
You are the silver moonlight. You have a deep soul.
Many people call you mysterious but they just
don't know you. You are often alone but shine
hope on every one else. People look up to you
and call to you for advice. You have been
betrayed but you have forgiven them. Your faith
in life has made you an inspiration to us all.
You are intelligent, quiet, beautiful, and
kind. You will become very sucessful. Your
dream career could maybe deal with the joy of
music. Keep up the spirit and let your mind
drift to the shining hope of the silver moon.


What shade of moonlight are you? (Boys or Girls)
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Barefoot, wild and free...
02.11.04 (3:15 pm)   [edit]
bare feet
Barefoot- free, rebellious, and wild, you hate
boundries and rules. You tend to be on the
crazy side and often sweep people up along with
you. You are most likely the leader of your
group of friends.

What Kind of Shoe Are You?
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Wooohoo - go me! Hey guess what? Ted's reading my script -- that's right!! Hehehe, I'm soooo in lust with that glorious specimen!
 
I am THE perfect lay!
02.07.04 (8:53 pm)   [edit]
That's right, kids. I am the perfect shag/bonk/roll in the hay. No competition! Hehehe!
[LINE]
perfect lay



You Are a Perfect Lay!


All sorts of guys long to hook up with you, but your standards are set high.

You don't just give it up to anyone, but when you do...they can't get enough of you!

You have a knack for pleasing and receiving, and sex with you is never boring.

Only problem is ~ they all seem to be falling in love with you...



What Kind of Lay Are You?

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*sigh* Sure they do... everyone except the one I actually want... :(

TTFN
 
Microsoft Cars...
02.06.04 (12:05 am)   [edit]
Hehehe! My Nan sent me this and I think that it is so completely true. I love it.
[LINE]
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers
have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If
GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon".

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the
following characteristics ( and I just love this part):

:arrow: 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

:arrow: 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

:arrow: 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

:arrow: 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the
engine.

:arrow: 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

:arrow: 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

:arrow: 7. In an accident, the airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

:arrow: 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and
grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

:arrow: 9. Everytime a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

:arrow: 10.You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
[LINE]
So get your head around that, Mr Gates. As someone who has had a ridiculous amount of trouble with my stupid computer as of late, I heartily enforce this "Microsoft makes no sense" attitude embraced and promoted by General Motors. Not to mention the havoc that MSN Messenger rieked on my innocent little PC... Damn Microsoft!
[LINE]
Think it's time to change my music again. I'm thinking perhaps some Linkin Park would be good. Yup... defintitely in the mood for some Linkin Park-age. So I'm going to post and then I'm going to fiddle with settings again [something I've become all too accustomed to, I'm afraid].

Tata, my lovelies.
-the Vampire Amelia
 
Numb...
02.05.04 (12:39 pm)   [edit]
... I'm loving that Linkin Park song -- it's great, methinks! I have Tia Maria Tim Tams in the fridge. There's been a huge uproar in the media because the have alcohol in them, and they're sold in normal grocery stores. They're made with liqueur and they are damn good. But the media are all like "But children will buy them. Newsflash people: kids do not have the money for Tim Tams -- they go straight for the candy, anyway -- and if it really is a problem, then perhaps parents should monitor what their kids are eating. These are aimed at us girls, not kids... so where's the problem!

Just for the hell of it, I'm going to put the lyrics to "Numb" up here.

Numb

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
So faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes

[Caught in the undertow/Just caught in the undertow]
Every step that I take is another mistake to you

I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Become so tired
So much more aware
I'm becoming this
All I want to do
Is be more like me
And be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you

[Caught in the undertow/Just caught in the undertow]
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
[Caught in the undertow/Just caught in the undertow]
And every second I waste is more than I can take

I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Become so tired
So much more aware
I'm becoming this
All I want to do
Is be more like me
And be less like you

But I know I may end up failing too
But I know you were just like me
With someone disappointed in you

I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Become so tired
So much more aware
I'm becoming this
All I want to do
Is be more like me
And be less like you
[LINE]
Amen to that one!

Tata, my lovelies.
-the Vampire Amelia
 
Truly heinous woman...
02.04.04 (1:44 pm)   [edit]
...I was attacked by one such person yesterday at work. See, the ColesMyer group has this litte incentive program called FlyBuys which work by rewarding you with 'points' for spending money -- $5 earns you 2 points -- which you can later exchange for whitegoods or, if you get enough points, an overseas holiday. Anyhow, from time to time, they have bonus offers whereby if you buy a certain amount of certain products, you will receive 'x' amount of bonus FlyBuys. We have such a promotion running at the moment. Spend $30 on stuff from page 2 of this week's catalogue and you get 1000 bonus points.

This woman, whom I shall call "The Heinous Scrag", bought what she believed to be $30 worth of stock from page 2. Problem was, she picked up the wrong brand of toilet paper, thus disqualifying her from the promotion. And so, instead of gracefully accepting that Heinous Scrag was a big giant doofus, she insisted [incredibly rudely, I might add] that I refund the entire lot and put it through again with the correct brand -- I had to take time out of a night that was incredibly busy to fix her stupid mistake.

But it did not end there. The Heinous Scrag told me -- not asked, told -- to put my close sign up so I could devote myself entirely to her refund. So ignored that, after taking into consideration that the only reason she wanted me to do that was because she didn't want to look heinous to everyone in the queue waiting to be served whilst I did her enormous refund. In fact, after she'd finally gone, all the customers in the queue were like "You shouldn't have to put up with that." I was just standing there thinking 'tell me something I don't know.' So I left the sign right where it was [under my register] and let the other customers scowl at her to make her feel as bad and stupid and lowly as she should have.

It is any wonder that I hate people, when there are humans like her in the world. And so I urge you, if you, like Heinous Scrag, make a stupid mistake like that, admit that you are a dumbass and leave it be. It's your fault, not mine. Cos the next person who chucks a hissy fit about frickin' FlyBuys will get me fired and arrested [because I will kill them].

Thanks.
-the Vampire Amelia
 
Not leaving my beloved tBlog after all...
02.03.04 (12:49 am)   [edit]
So, I've found somewhere to host my images and I am not leaving tBlog after all. The place I moved to wasn't very good at all and terribly confusing [to a dunderbrain like myself, anyway] and so I'm not leaving!

Worked with Teddles again today, and I have come to the conclusion that I am still head over heels in lust with him. Well and truly.

the Vampire Amelia's Song of the Week

Every You Every Me
Placebo

Sucker love is heaven sent
You pucker up, our passion's spent
My
heart's a tart, your body's rent
My body's broken your's is bent
Carve
your name into my arm
Instead of stressed I lie here charmed
'Cos there's
nothing else to do
Every me and every you

Sucker love a box I choose
No other box I choose to use
Another love I
would abuse
No circumstances could excuse
In the shape of things to
come
Too much poison come undone
'Cos there's nothing else to do
Every
me and every you
Every me and every you
Every me-he

Sucker love is known to swing
Prone to cling and waste these
things
Pucker up for heaven's sake
There's never been so much at
stake
I serve my head up on a plate
It's only comfort, calling
late
'Cos there's nothing else to do
Every me and every you
Every me
and every you
Every me-he
Every me and every you
Every me-he

Like the naked leads the blind
I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind
Sucker
love I always find
Someone to bruise and leave behind
All alone in space
and time
There's nothing here but what here's mine
Something borrowed
something blue
Every me and every you
Every me and every you
Every
me-he
Every me and every you
Every me-he
Every me and every
you
Every me-he
Every me and every you
Every me-he
Every me and
every you
Every me-he
Every me and every you
Every me-he



Damn, that's a good song. I love it immensely. Anything I haven't covered? Don't think so.

Tata, my lovelies.
-the Vampire Amelia
 
Leaving tblog...
02.02.04 (1:10 am)   [edit]
Yup, I am leaving. Someone else has lured me away from this blogging site. I am not entirely ungrateful to tblog, though. I have learnt things about myself and met new people and generally had a pretty good time. So thanks, tblog. It was fun while it lasted. Meanwhile, you can now find me at My New Home

Tata...
 
Black Widow...
02.01.04 (11:32 pm)   [edit]
I've decided I like them. Admire them. The female black widow "drinks" the male after mating with him. Though this may sound a little scary and vampire-like were it to be applied to the human species, it actually has many practical applications.

[ul]You do not have to worry that he will not call. It is a certainty that he won't.


You will always know where he is.


He would "mate" with you, fully expecting to have his life juices sucked out of him at the completion, thus eliminating any guilt -- you both go into it with your eyes open.


You do not need to worry about him bragging to his friends about how he "made her gush like a fountain" [yes, boys, we do know that you do this].[/ul]

In as far as I can see, the Black Widows have got things sussed out pretty well. Only the female is poisonous, and that's the way things should be!

Anyways, I got a corset and a new Victoria's Secret bra today. I'm happy to report that both are sexy as anything. All this of course, is in intensive preparation for my seducing Ted [no, I will not suck his blood afterwards :twisted: ]...

I have been planning my party, and I think it's going to be an absolute ripper! I've got the guest list finalised and I just have to print invitations to give out to everyone so that no one can plan anything else. If Ted doesn't come, then I will finally give up on him and move to Puerto Rico or something :)... That is, of course, provided I can get the money together...

So yeah, that's the update, I think. Everything else is the same. Still hate my job, my boss and my neighbours. Ah, feel the love.

-Princess Aims
 
'Hot Blogs' is depressing...
01.28.04 (2:22 pm)   [edit]
That's right. I think the 'Hot Blogs' section is depressing. I [for some reason yet unknown to me] have invested emotional time in hoping that I would rise up the ranks of the 'Hot Ones', and found myself slightly bummed when I dropped from 51 back down to 59. Of course, I then had to question myself as to why this bothered me. For all intents and purposes, this thing is my journal; and so I shouldn't give a rats whether other people like it or not. And yet there's still this need felt by many to get as high on the 'Hot Blogs' list as they possibly can.

Now for those people who are actually talking about things of great substance, like the war in Iraq or Jewish/Palestinian relations; being popular is a great thing. It means coverage, it means you are being heard. But if you're only keeping a journal [like myself], then it is somewhat contradictive to the point of a journal if many, many people are viewing it.

When I started here at tBlog, this journal was for my own purposes -- it was solely to track my life after I graduated High School and see what happened afterwards. Somehow, that morphed into me writing for hits, rather than for truth. I sold out. And considering how anti-sell-out I claim to be, that's a little sad.

And so, with that in mind, this will [hopefully] be the last blog that I write with others in mind. This will, no doubt, mean a less interesting blog, but at least it will be the truth.
 
I am a scary girl...
01.28.04 (1:33 am)   [edit]
So, it appears [according to this quiz here] that I am a goth. I can handle that. As long as I'm anything in any way linked with vampires, then I'm happy. Look at that, Mikey, I really am your Gothic Snow White Doll :P !

selene
Great choices! You're a Goth! Me too! We Goths are
smart, cunning, and extremely individual. Good
for you!


---What Type of Clique do You Belong In???<---NOW WITH PICTURES!!!>
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Signed,
the Vampire Amelia.
 
The movie...
01.28.04 (12:38 am)   [edit]
So, I'm looking for funding for the movie... Also, cast, crew, and unsigned bands to do the soundtrack. If you're interested and live in Australia, let me know.
 
Dirty talk...
01.27.04 (1:03 am)   [edit]
talking dirty



Your Hidden Sexual Talent is Talking Dirty!


All the dirty things you speak,

Make your lovers go totally weak.

"Kiss me here, lick me there.

Parade around in your underwear."



What's *Your* Hidden Sexual Talent?

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Hehehe, yep... sounds like me. I'm very good at [i]talking[/i].
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sweet talker



Your Seduction Stye: "Sweet Talker"


Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"


You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...


Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)




You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear


Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing


The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.




Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life


You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.


Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*



What Kind of Seducer Are You?

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Yup, I'm a charmer! Lol!
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chilis



You Taste Like Chilis!


Ooooh, hot mama!

Doesn't that hurt?

At least you'll chase the crabs away!



What Do *You* Taste Like?

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arm candy randy



Your Guy is Arm Candy Randy!


Your kind of man is Arm Candy Randy.

He has plenty of money and good looks - and can keep up with your many demands.

You like to make your competition jealous and show everyone just how much you're worth.

Arm Candy Randy is the perfect way to make you look even better.



What Guy is Perfect for *You*?

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Okay, I will admit to lusting after guys with money... I just want to be taken care of like the Princess that I am :P ...
[LINE]
Okay, well... quiz urge met for today...

Night night...
 
Frickin' chain letters...
01.26.04 (10:52 pm)   [edit]
...Leigh sent me another one. I hate them. With every fibre in my body. If I send this to 30 people, I will fall madly and passionately in love? Sure. And Elvis is the pope. Honestly, if these letters were really improving these people's lives, there would be no need for further letters by these people. Geez!
 
Artificial night...
01.26.04 (1:20 am)   [edit]
"But all so soon as the all-cheering sun
Should in the furthest east begin to draw
The shady curtains from Aurora's bed,
Away from the light steals home my heavy son,
And private in his chamber pens himself,
Shuts up his windows, locks fair daylight out
And makes himself an artificial night:
Black and portentous must this humour prove,
Unless good counsel may the cause remove."

-Montague, [i]Romeo and Juliet[/i], William Shakespeare.

That's kind of like me. Hiding away from the daylight. I don't like it at all. But onto more relevant matters...

[u]Today at work[/u]: everything that could have gone wrong, short of the place blowing up, did go wrong. The EFTPOS lines were down, the microphones weren't working, and we were understaffed. It isn't usually busy on public holidays, but it was ridiculously so today. I didn't get any of the cleaning I was meant to do done, the place [i]looks [/i]like a bomb exploded inside it. There was an excess of people with grumbling children and in short, it was just awful. At least I got all the registers counted and sealed properly. *Sigh* Oh, and I didn't have the tyrannous Walter as a manager -- that made things a great deal easier. I could do with a foot massage, though.

Happy Australia Day,
Love the Impossible Princess Aims
 
I'm going to heaven...
01.25.04 (3:45 pm)   [edit]
...and you know why? This quiz said so... Hehehe!!

HASH(0x852f804)
Heaven: You are a true angel. You are destined to
move on to a place where there is no evil, just
people as beautiful and pure as you. Graceful
and classy, an angel like you has wonderful
things ahead!


**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
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Bondage...
01.25.04 (3:34 pm)   [edit]
Bondage Bear
Bondage Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Hehehe. So spank me :P
 
Exotic Dancer Barbie...
01.25.04 (2:56 pm)   [edit]
Exotic Dancer
You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for the right money. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.


If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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tomboy
Tomboy


What's your sexual appeal?
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burning
Your soul is bound to the Burning Rose: The
Rapture.

"I go where my heart beckons me, and I go
with my head high. But sometimes, I get a need
until I bleed so my heart swims above my
head."


The Burning Rose is associated with passion,
intensity, and desire. It is governed by the
god Eros and its sign is The Flame, or Physical
Love.

As a Burning Rose, you can get lost in the moment
if you let yourself. You are a very physical
person, be it in relationships, work, or play.
You may be driven by your hormones sometimes,
but you know it's because you have to follow
your instinct.


What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
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Australia Day and Making Fun of Politicians...
01.25.04 (1:53 pm)   [edit]
Well yes, today -- January 26 -- is Australia Day. The one day out of the year that we Australians like to gather round and celebrate a bunch of English guys coming into an already inhabited country, killing off the Native Race and animals, and bringing disease and pestilence to Australia. Personally, if I was someone of Aboriginal decent, I'd be telling all the white people to sod off and use a different day. I mean, would you want to celebrate the day some uptight white guy came in and started raping and pillaging all over the place? I didn't think so. Besides which, why do we have only one day out of an entire year of them which dictates we should celebrate being Australian? If what I've heard from people in other countries is anywhere near true, then we Aussies should be celebrating every damn day!
[LINE]
Meanwhile, seeing as I am having difficulty finding things that make fun of my country's leader, I figured I'd pick on my Dad's country's leader... Good ol' Dubya.




[LINE]



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Here's a nice little essay I found written about John Howard.. and it's right on the mark as far as I can see...

"John Howard is a staunch conservative who, over the years of being in power, has eroded social justice programs that many Australians hold dear. During this debate I will be holding him responsible for actions made by his cabinet as well - after all, he is the leader of the Liberal party.

However, I do support the stand he made over guns following Port Arthur. it was a difficult decision, and he showed the courage of his convictions by standing up to incredible amounts of opposition.

But to my way of thinking one positive action does not make up for all the negatives.
He openly gave his support to a bishop who had been accused of child sexual abuse. Yes the bishop was eventually cleared, but for the Prime Minister to declare in the media that the bishop was a good person and was in all liklihood innocent was a ridiculous thing for him - or anyone in power - to do. As it was said at the time, it could have been prejudicial to the case.
He, and his office, were involved in what is now referred to as the "children overboard" scandal.
He has gutted medicare, and this country is now faced with a situation that is having an extremely dangerous effect. I am of course referring to the fact that doctors all over the country are resigning due to the situation with medical indemnity insurance.

He is not only allowing, but encouraging, Australia to be seen as America's sidekick. This is having a negative effect on our closest neighbours in the Pacific, with many leaders at the ASEAN conferance not wanting to deal with Australia.

He hasn't dealt with terrorism, unless you consider him sending Australian troops as soon as Bush wants him to dealing with terrorism.
As to strengthening our alliance with America, pity he is so busy trying to please Bush and not bothering to protect Australian interests.

One of his party members - Tony Abbot, aka the mad monk - set up a fund in order to destroy another politician. I do not support Ms Hansen or One Nation in any way, but for a member of the government to offer money in order for a politician is unacceptable.

There are many, many reasons why I am opposed to Mr Howard, but this will do to start."
[LINE]
Well that's pretty much it for today. Happy Australia Day, everyone.

-Princess Aims
 
The strangest dream...
01.24.04 (2:03 pm)   [edit]
I woke up after one of the stranger dreams I've ever had... There was this room... and I was lying down on a bed. Ted was in the room too. And he and I just intertwined fingers. That's all that happened. It was one of those "Gosh I love you" moments like they have in the movies... But why am I having dream "Gosh I love you" moments? I don't get it.
 
A new era begins...
01.24.04 (1:47 am)   [edit]
Okay, so it's not that drastic. I've just redone the colour scheme and I'm working on changing the music.

Took this quiz. Wouldn't say it's overly accurate, but it was fun while it lasted...
pg13
What rating is your journal?

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So that's more or less it. Have to feed my siblings and my cat now [damn it all].

Until later,
Princess Aims.
 
Underworld, vampires and sexy leather...
01.23.04 (4:20 pm)   [edit]
A group of us went and saw [b]Underworld [/b]last night. So very good. Lots of guns, lots of blood... and best of all, lots of leather everywhere!
[image]princessaims_60166 9299.jpg[/image]
Tessa [my bestest friend in the whole, wide world] wants to marry the chick who plays Celine. I say amen to that. Could be fun. We [Tessa and I] also want to have a mansion just like the one in [b]Underworld[/b]...
[image]princessaims_82334 8560.jpg[/image]

...and throw ridiculously decadent parties; with liquid that looks suspiciously like blood filling every cup... And I shall. It'll be the best damn house [b]ever[/b]! Then all my loyal subjects can come and visit me and enjoy my wonderful parties!

Hehehe.... :twisted:
Love the Impossible Princess Aims
 
Nosferatu...
01.22.04 (5:12 pm)   [edit]
"I follow the night....
Can't stand the light..."
[LINE]
Yep. I think I am turning into a vampire. Nosferatu. One of the Undead. This does not strike me as a bad thing, more as something inevitable and completely forseen. The symptoms were as follows:
    I have always had this strange, unnatural [and kind of disturbing] obsession with blood.

    I have overly pointy inscisors -- Mum has always called them my 'fangs'.

    I hate, hate, hate daylight. Seriously. It hurts my eyes.

    I am head over heals in love with the night. Everything is better at night -- [b]everything[/b]! If I had things my way, day would be replaced with perpetual twilight and night would be pitch black... Mmm!

    I am pale as anything. Really. I pride myself on being as white as I am... This of course means that, as a general rule, I am attracted to guys who are much darker than I am [Puerto Rican skin tone or darker]. It works for me.

    And lastly, I have this unnatural obsession with anything red. You know how Bower Bird males collect blue things to make their bachelor pads look attractive to lady birds? Well I collect red things and put them in my bachelorette pad to make it look attractive. Not to anyone else. Just attractive.


Okay, so I'm probably not actually turning into a vampire. It's unlikely at best. But... it's nice to pretend sometimes. In the little Wonderland that I live in, Alice is a vampire and all the little creatures are far more sinister than the Disney version!

Well, I'm off to get my eyebrows ripped out of my head [not really... just a wax :P but it still hurts :( ] so I'd better be off...

Night night, my pretties...